Education is very important! Stay and school and study hard. The last thing we want is for you to fall in the hands of one of those sleazy Instagram salesmen that teach you the way to success on one of those godforsaken islands.
That said, we unfortunately can't participate in your school project. We really love that you are willing to put effort into writing stuff about us for your studies, but we currently need to focus ourselves on other things. Like reality television and snack food delivery services.
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